3) rum jokes: the first movie relied heavily on rum jokes.
my boyfriend thought he was the best part.
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he's also in a lot more of the scenes in the third movie. the humor in 'pirates' can be attributed to six subjects: 1) the wooden eye: kudos to whoever thought to give that guy a wooden eye because you added 30 pages of plot to each film!! 2) jack, the monkey: the only character whose acting improved by the third film. just like the second, all of the "comedic" moments in the third movie relied on recycled material from the first movie. but is there even treasure?!! the object they're all after is a beating heart.
Orlando bloom's character wants to free his father, Jack wants to be immortal, Kiera Knightly's character wants to be with Orlando Bloom again, the squid wants the sea goddess, Elizabeth wants to kill the British captain for killing her father, the British crew wants jack dead and the Asian crew wants to be a part of whichever crew is getting the treasure. Elizabeth (Knightly) becomes captain of the Asian crew, Orlando bloom becomes captain of the squid crew and Jack bounces between every crew as he is traded and captured for deal-making. in a nutshell: jack's crew (which was two crews combined), the British crew, the squid's crew, and a new Asian crew all have different agendas that (of course) require the other crews to be killed. TOO MANY CHARACTERS: accompanying poor writing was the addition of too many characters. for a minute i thought i was watching an Oompa Loompa scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. the mood and overall appearance of these scenes drastically contrast with the mood and overall appearance of the film. they'll love THREE jacks, or FOUR jacks, or even MORE Jacks!!" so they made scenes reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland where Jack hallucinates and sees many of himself. it seemed the writers were very aware that audiences were only going to see 'Pirates' for Jack Sparrow, so they thought. the movie could be broken down into FOUR major flaws: POOR WRITING. let set for three hours until the audience rises. mix haphazardly against elaborate sets and computer graphics. it's such an easy formula: three parts jack sparrow, eleven parts talking about jack sparrow, two parts love stories, six parts pirate ships emerging from water, five parts capturing, five parts rescuing and ten parts action/violence/sword fights. in between the excessive amount of canon balls/sword fights scenes, i couldn't wait to get home and tear this movie to shreds. if not for Depp telling interviewers Keith Richards inspired his captain jack-isms, Keith Richards would certainly not have appeared in the 3rd movie.
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it's safe to say that Johnny Depp single-handily made the 'pirate' series a success. With this, all pirates will stand together and will make their final stand for freedom against Beckett, Jones, Norrington, the Flying Dutchman, and the entire East India Trading Company. The Pirate Lords want to release the goddess Calypso, Davy Jones's damned lover, from the trap they sent her to out of fear, in which the Pirate Lords must combine the 9 pieces that bound her by ritual to undo it and release her in hopes that she will help them fight. Now, Jack, Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, Tia Dalma, and crew must call the Pirate Lords from the four corners of the globe, including the infamous Sao Feng, to gathering. Beckett, now with control of Jones' heart, forms a dark alliance with him in order to rule the seas and wipe out the last of the Pirates. Directors: Gore Verbinski, Cast: Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Movie Description: After Elizabeth, Will, and Captain Barbossa rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the the land of the dead, they must face their foes, Davy Jones and Lord Cutler Beckett.
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